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Title: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: (S)ALTY on September 06, 2010, 10:15:22 PM: OK there must be plenty of jokes doing the rounds out there following the Sunday tabloid's exposure of little Wayne's sexual escapades whilst Colleen was preggers ?

I'll start it off...

Apparently Alex Ferguson recently organised a 1980's retro party for his playing staff.

Ryan Giggs turned up in a Ford Fiesta.......
Paul Scholes turned up in an old Capri...

and Wayne Rooney came in a Escort !!!

There must be more ?...........
Title: Re: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: Darren on September 06, 2010, 10:17:12 PM: Dear Colleen, If you want to get your own back, give us a ring
Love,

John Terry
Title: Re: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: Darren on September 06, 2010, 10:18:01 PM: If Wayne thinks that £1200 a nite whore was expensive, wait till he has seen how much its going to cost him to get in Colleen,s knickers.
Title: Re: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: (S)ALTY on September 06, 2010, 10:22:23 PM: Apparently the whole of the Engalnd squad were jumping for joy today when Fabio Capello announced that the whole of the team were being given an escort on their way to the stadium in Switzerland tomorrow night !
Title: Re: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: Dougals Dad on September 06, 2010, 11:46:49 PM: From Twitter:
"You expect big performances from Wayne Rooney every time he goes out". S Gerrard.
Title: Re: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: taxi Phil on September 10, 2010, 10:43:53 AM: Colleen Rooney has been cautioned by Greater Manchester Police after admitting to stalking Jennifer "Juicy Jeni" Thompson. A Police spokesman said "While we obviously sympathise to some exent with Mrs.Rooney in her present position, we simply canot allow the WAG to tail the dog."
Title: Wayne Rooney
Post by: joe on September 10, 2010, 03:45:24 PM: Wayne Rooney is the first footballer to have been involved in a sex scandal with a 21year old escort since Stan Collymore trapped his balls in one while dogging.
Title: Re: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: Amsterdam Alty on September 10, 2010, 05:43:12 PM: He's Doing a Charity single, 'No Woman No Kai' a take on the popular bob marley track
Title: Re: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: wayno on September 10, 2010, 07:43:44 PM: Classic line from alex ferguson at a press conference today " I am not answering questions on personal issues of players can we just put it to bed now just put it to bed " ha ha that's what caused all this alex
Title: Re: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: markecky on September 10, 2010, 09:32:32 PM: DARREN!
Title: Re: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: Darren on September 10, 2010, 09:36:29 PM: Quote from: markecky on September 10, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
DARREN!

Is that a yellow??
Title: Re: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: jimmyhank on September 10, 2010, 09:47:10 PM: Quote from: Darren on September 10, 2010, 09:36:29 PM
Quote from: markecky on September 10, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
DARREN!

Is that a yellow??

Straight red I'm afraid, Darren :)
Title: Re: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: Darren on September 10, 2010, 09:50:15 PM: Quote from: jimmyhank on September 10, 2010, 09:47:10 PM
Quote from: Darren on September 10, 2010, 09:36:29 PM
Quote from: markecky on September 10, 2010, 09:32:32 PM
DARREN!

Is that a yellow??

Straight red I'm afraid, Darren :)

A 3 day ban how can i cope with out this forum
Title: Re: Wayne Rooney - You've Got To Laugh ?
Post by: bigcol on September 10, 2010, 10:07:10 PM: Shame - I've texted the 'deleted' joke to all my mates, class. Although I did correct the spelling mistakes first.