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General Category => Altrincham FC First Team => Topic started by: Mrs Warbouys on January 26, 2007, 10:47:26 PM

Title: FAO Ecky
Post by: Mrs Warbouys on January 26, 2007, 10:47:26 PM

You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth.  ;D

Title: Re: FAO Ecky
Post by: Mrs Warbouys on January 26, 2007, 10:52:44 PM

And the plums have mutated and have got beaks.

Title: Re: FAO Ecky
Post by: markecky on January 26, 2007, 10:52:56 PM

Idea for a programme, ladyshapes with Alan Partridge. I look at the changing shape of ladies through the ages, from fat, chubby ladies of the Renaissance, to hard-faced Cromwellian sourpusses, right up to twentieth-century well-toned women like [picks up picture of Jet] Sharon Davies and Jet from Gladiators.

Title: Re: FAO Ecky
Post by: Mrs Warbouys on January 26, 2007, 10:55:01 PM

Have those sounds bites come through to your phone? 
GRAAAAANNY, THE MAN FOR THE CHIMNEYS HERE
GURGURGAHHAFF
YES, I KNOOOOOOW!
WOULD YOU LIKE A FRENCH FANCY???

Title: Re: FAO Ecky
Post by: Red N White Dynamite on January 26, 2007, 11:37:44 PM

Jet from Gladiators to host a millenium Barndance at Yeovil aerodrome. Event to be properly policed and must not turn into an all night rave.

Title: Re: FAO Ecky
Post by: Altysmiffy on January 27, 2007, 09:56:14 AM

CHEESE, I'VE GOT CHEESE!