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Title: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: wayno on January 11, 2019, 07:26:29 AM
Thought it would be fun to have a definitive Alty Fc chant thread.

I will kick us off

Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of Rye

4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie

When the pie was open the birds began to sing

We are Alty super Alty jonny is our king
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: HashtagAlty on January 11, 2019, 07:56:46 AM
Andrew And De Gea's new classic...

Jor-dan Hulme (Aha)
He shoots, He scores a goal (Ha)
He's f**king wonderful (Aha)
Let's all have a drink for Jordan Hulme.

Repeat for twenty or so minutes
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: andrewflynn on January 11, 2019, 09:00:19 AM
Got me watching,
Alty all the time,
Alty all the time,
Alty all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Mausoleum Alty on January 11, 2019, 09:11:24 AM
Wanky wanky wanky wanky Macclesfield
Also worked with Kettering when we beat them 3-2 with a late Ken McKenna goal  ???in the nearly season when it was possibly the loudest chant I’ve ever heard in the Golf Rd!
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Bath Alty on January 11, 2019, 11:30:22 AM
I always liked

Everywhere you go, always take Scott Leather with you.....
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: robininstockport on January 11, 2019, 12:10:42 PM
I always liked

Everywhere you go, always take Scott Leather with you.....

You can sing it tomorrow
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Hale Alty on January 11, 2019, 12:58:52 PM
I like hearing the Come On Alty chant going on minutes on end. I can remember years ago Morecambe fans doing it all second half at Moss Lane (obviously they were not chanting Come On Alty) .
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: AFC56 on January 11, 2019, 02:19:54 PM
What was the Connor Hampton chant I heard at Guiseley ? Thanks
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Alty Dave on January 11, 2019, 02:22:40 PM
Build a bonfire.....

Love that one
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: andrewflynn on January 11, 2019, 02:32:40 PM
What was the Connor Hampton chant I heard at Guiseley ? Thanks

It's Hampson
Y'Know
County were mad for letting him go
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: wayno on January 11, 2019, 04:13:59 PM
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to see the Alty win away
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: distancetraveller on January 11, 2019, 06:06:21 PM
I like hearing the Come On Alty chant going on minutes on end. I can remember years ago Morecambe fans doing it all second half at Moss Lane (obviously they were not chanting Come On Alty) .

This..
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: altyusa on January 11, 2019, 08:27:16 PM
Surprised that I am the first one to offer "We all piss in a green and white pot"!!!
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Post by: One Foot in the Grave on January 11, 2019, 10:58:44 PM
"You fill up my senses...."

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Post by: Alty5678 on January 12, 2019, 01:15:43 AM
Oh Steven Foster, you are the love of my life
Oh Steven Foster, I'd let you shag my wife,
Oh Steven Foster, I want ginger hair too
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Old Alt on January 12, 2019, 08:20:19 AM
For those who went to Liverpool, the Liverpool fans singing (in a very posh voice).....Altrincham....Altrincham....rah...rah....rah
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: wayno on January 12, 2019, 08:55:20 AM
Walking down the moss lane to see Parkys aces

Oh the lads you should have seen us coming

Fastest team in the land you should hace seen us coming

All the lads and lasses smiles on thier faces

Walking down the mosss lanneeee
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Mausoleum Alty on January 12, 2019, 11:38:00 AM
Eyes right.....
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Bath Alty on January 12, 2019, 02:42:31 PM
I like hearing the Come On Alty chant going on minutes on end. I can remember years ago Morecambe fans doing it all second half at Moss Lane (obviously they were not chanting Come On Alty) .

Similar theme - we're here we're from Altrincham  (see Weymouth in one of the AGM cup years)
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Iateallthepies on January 12, 2019, 05:38:17 PM
If you want to go to heaven when you die.
You must wear an alty scarf and alty tie.
You must wear an alty bonnet (hat) with f**k
The Macclesfield on it, if you want to go to heaven when you die.
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: alty.fc on January 12, 2019, 09:13:42 PM
We'll never die we'll never die we'll never die we'll never die

We'll keep the red flag flying high cost Altrincham we'll never die
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Iateallthepies on January 15, 2019, 08:23:11 PM
Zigger zagger, zigger zagger Altrincham.
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Post by: Mick on January 15, 2019, 11:20:04 PM
What was the Gary Talbot song to the tune of Bowie's star man

2004 season - Eddie Hussin song to Rupert the Bear / Find Me and Follow me (Colin) / Kieran to the tune of Joy Division / Gary Scott Scott Scott and of course Who let the dog out (tribute to Mad-dog)
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Mausoleum Alty on January 16, 2019, 08:54:00 AM
To the tune of Amarillo in the first play off winning season...
Show me the way to Stoke City
We’ll all be pissed it won’t be pretty...
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: alty.fc on January 17, 2019, 10:42:58 AM
If I had the eye of an eagle if I had the arse of a crow ...
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Wilmslow Alty on April 01, 2023, 12:44:42 PM
Needs a bit of updating  ;D
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Hugh on April 02, 2023, 06:27:38 PM
To the tune of Amarillo in the first play off winning season...
Show me the way to Stoke City
We’ll all be pissed it won’t be pretty...

As in Grass-bank Alty?  :)

Did we really have a song about "I've heard of the Alty Grass-bank"? Presumably an Arsenal song originally.

I did like the one about Stoke City though!
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Timperley The Best on April 02, 2023, 06:37:35 PM
I seem to recall in the 80s and maybe 9os when the opposing keeper took a goal kick the golf road would chant youve got aids and vd your not going to wembley .
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Hugh on April 02, 2023, 06:57:11 PM
What was the Connor Hampton chant I heard at Guiseley ? Thanks

Reminds me of the chant I read about directed at Hampton and Richmond Borough (known as the Beavers) - "you are Beavers, you are Beavers, we don't give a dam"! And the one about Grimsby legend John-Lewis. They're fans sang "his name's a department store", so some opposition fans sang "he's just a s*** Marks and Spencers"!

One that's been bugging me for a while now is the Wembley chant we haven't heard (or any variant thereof) since probably the days of John King - "we're on the march with Kingy's army, all the way to Wembley". No obvious reason for its retirement I can see, we just don't seem to use it anymore.
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Hugh on April 02, 2023, 07:13:22 PM
I seem to recall in the 80s and maybe 9os when the opposing keeper took a goal kick the golf road would chant youve got aids and vd your not going to wembley .

We used to shout "Dalglish" as the 'keeper took a goal kick. I never did find out why. And then there was the story about the Morecambe 'keeper's mum...
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Ukrainian Alty on April 02, 2023, 08:05:34 PM
I seem to recall in the 80s and maybe 9os when the opposing keeper took a goal kick the golf road would chant youve got aids and vd your not going to wembley .

One best forgotten.
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: One Foot in the Grave on April 03, 2023, 09:18:55 AM
I was hoping that "Once, twice, three times to Wembley" could be changed to "We've won....at Wembley". Ah well, maybe next year (he said for the umpteenth time).
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: CRT Butty on April 06, 2023, 08:36:04 PM
I seem to recall in the 80s and maybe 9os when the opposing keeper took a goal kick the golf road would chant youve got aids and vd your not going to wembley .

One best forgotten.

We don't get that base now. When was The Alty Fusiliers last heard?
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: alty.fc on April 06, 2023, 08:45:51 PM
I seem to recall in the 80s and maybe 9os when the opposing keeper took a goal kick the golf road would chant youve got aids and vd your not going to wembley .

One best forgotten.

We don't get that base now. When was The Alty Fusiliers last heard?
the base is still about just old and well behaved now 😂 we are the Alty fusiliers on tour
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: CRT Butty on April 06, 2023, 10:16:33 PM
I seem to recall in the 80s and maybe 9os when the opposing keeper took a goal kick the golf road would chant youve got aids and vd your not going to wembley .

One best forgotten.

We don't get that base now. When was The Alty Fusiliers last heard?
the base is still about just old and well behaved now 😂 we are the Alty fusiliers on tour

Whoops. I defined base as 'crude', not the crowd of singers. My error for not being clearer.
Title: Re: The definitive Alty FC chants thread
Post by: Ukrainian Alty on April 15, 2023, 11:42:51 AM
I heard the song 'IOU' by Freeez a few days ago somewhere and it made me think that the tune might be strong enough to carry a chant of some sort.