www.altyfans.co.uk

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

PLEASE JOIN THE ALTRINCHAM FC PATRONS SCHEME TODAY
* HELP THE CLUB THROUGH THE COVID-19 SHUTDOWN
* HELP FUND THE CLUB TO BIGGER AND BRIGHTER THINGS
* HELP THE MANAGERS ATTRACT THE PLAYERS THEY NEED TO PUSH THE CLUB FORWARD

https://www.altrinchamfc.com/club/the-patrons-scheme

+ www.altyfans.co.uk » General Category » Altrincham FC First Team
 We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...

Author Topic: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...  (Read 3076 times)

ArmchairAlty

  • Guest
We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« on: December 07, 2010, 05:41:52 PM »

Great bit of marketing for the club, I was delighted to receive this through the door today, including a full A5 page ad for the upcoming 4 home fixtures and highlighting the hospitality packages on offer. I will be tearing it out of the book and putting it up in my office ;D

Well done to all involved, there will be hundreds of homes who receive the handbook this week, I hope it gives the matchday coffers a boost over the next few games.

Logged

TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe

  • Regular First Team
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6723
    • View Profile
Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2010, 05:43:44 PM »


There's been a full page Altrincham FC advertisement in that publication for months.

Logged
"It was just two world class players going for a 50/50 ball."

John King's description of a crunching tackle on Ossie Ardiles in the FA Cup Third Round tie at White Hart Lane: 10th January 1979.

ArmchairAlty

  • Guest
Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2010, 05:45:22 PM »

Ah, well I have never received it until today, so got quite excited :)

Logged

Mick

  • Regular First Team
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2869
    • View Profile
Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2010, 07:12:40 PM »

True Cult, but it is a good ad......and took me longer to read than the other 38 pages added together......including Puppy Parties and Professional Christmas Tree decorators ffs
Logged
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

York Alty

  • Guest
Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2010, 08:17:48 PM »

..."including Puppy Parties and Professional Christmas Tree decorators" - people can spen theor cash any way they want but for FECKS SAKE THIS IS LUDICROUS WHILE THERE ARE HUNGRY PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.

Logged

Mick

  • Regular First Team
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2869
    • View Profile
Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2010, 08:53:03 PM »

...."book a free appointment with our dedicated puppy nurse or book in at one of our puppy parties with our qualified dog trainer"......"Socialise your puppy with other puppies"..
Logged
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Mick

  • Regular First Team
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2869
    • View Profile
Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2010, 08:58:08 PM »

"professional tree decorating service to any scheme....gift wrapping service"..."just call santas little helper for a free no obligation consultation and take the stress out of Christmas" ::)
Logged
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

taxi Phil

  • Guest
Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2010, 09:20:35 PM »

Perhaps if some of the hungry people were relocated to Hale......
Logged

(S)ALTY

  • Regular First Team
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1153
    • View Profile
Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2010, 11:51:54 PM »

Perhaps we should have a free puppy admission day ?  ;D

(Bring your own bog roll!)
Logged

fuertes

  • Guest
Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2010, 08:52:30 AM »

..."including Puppy Parties and Professional Christmas Tree decorators" - people can spen theor cash any way they want but for FECKS SAKE THIS IS LUDICROUS WHILE THERE ARE HUNGRY PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.

This.

We had our very first copy of the Harpenden Newsletter the other day. In it was an advertisement for a '5* Cat Hotel'. It included an a la carte menu and spacious rooms. Pathetic.
Logged

ArmchairAlty

  • Guest
Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2010, 09:41:11 AM »

Spacious rooms?!?! How much room does a cat need? Enough space to swing itself?!?!

Madness.
Logged

York Alty

  • Guest
Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2010, 04:07:40 PM »

i am livid with this bollocks now.

for f**kS sake.
Logged

Jimmy Hill

  • Regular First Team
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1282
    • View Profile
Re: We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2010, 04:57:12 PM »

I'm sure those people who spend money sending their cat to a 5* cat hotel think spending £80 to watch non-league football at the other end of the country is a waste of money.
Logged
WTF why do you need some sort of drug to have a good time at a party ffs
+ www.altyfans.co.uk » General Category » Altrincham FC First Team
 We're in the Hale & Altrincham Handbook...