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 Captions please?

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Nonleaguer

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Captions please?
« on: September 04, 2011, 08:42:55 AM »

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Stu " If I'm not getting the ball I'm taking his head off with the new move I picked up at Judo class last night!"


Acknowledgement to the brave photographer at the game,
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wayno

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Re: Captions please?
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2011, 09:40:52 AM »

mine would be " well no one else seemed to be marking him"
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Dougals Dad

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Re: Captions please?
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2011, 02:00:58 PM »

"Paaarrrrppppp!"
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Bath Alty

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Re: Captions please?
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2011, 02:58:04 PM »

"I'm fed up playing behind this sh*te defence.  I'm going to get myself a three month ban and see if they've improved when I get back!"

(I know Stu would never have this attitude or have deliberately gone in on the forward!)
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dopamine

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Re: Captions please?
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2011, 05:41:23 PM »

"Maybe sitting on the opposition striker's shoulders isn't the best way to gain that extra inch..."
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distancetraveller

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Re: Captions please?
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2011, 05:42:15 PM »

Hey - Have you see this boil on my arse  :D
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robins1978

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Re: Captions please?
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2011, 08:51:37 PM »

Stu: "Can you get your elbow out of my bollox please" -
Forward: " Only if you release me from your Prawn Clamps England's No.1"
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taxi Phil

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Re: Captions please?
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2011, 09:03:03 PM »

"Hyde player in drugs test shock : claims to be addicted to Elliman's Embrocation"
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York Alty

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Re: Captions please?
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2011, 10:59:03 PM »

quick, while there's no one looking!
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