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[Knutsford Alty]

I grew up with with your mam serving your Sunday roast dinner with this in the background.  Get yourself upto the Inn Shop and get a Viennetta for a pudding.  Whilst your at it get some Ice Magic whilst your at it and a bottle of Cider.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP_kY__KumE&feature=related

These days in and around Stamford Park, its how many cars do you have and how big is your Plasma stuck on your wall.  Hang on your have a bigger Plamsa than me, I cant cope with that but my husband works for Nike and gets freebies and I have no legs so I need home delivery. The neighbours who have lived here for decades f**k them, dont even say hello to them, my husband is from west Leeds and supports Manchester United and works in central Manchester.  The Red Robin Club what the f**k was that, I will pretend that never was never built.  John King, Ken McKenna, Brian Clough who are they....

COME ON ALTY

[York Alty]

Never liked that music, but i think I know what you're getting at there Knutsford!

Match of the Day used to cover games from divisions 1 -4, now they have to have two different programmes, i guess for legal reasons.  Managers and players with names I struggle to say and accents i don't understand (and that's just the Scots).  Stupid prices for a 'footballing experience' in the false cocoon of corporate blandness. Presenters with the charisma of a wet thursday in Cleethorpes (adrian bloody chiles), dullards like shearer and hansen.  Noooooo.  It's cos of footy coverage like that I rarely watch Match of the Day now, and more often than not am asleep before the FL Show starts.

It's faceless, soulless, tedious, and that makes for a very dull programme.  The premier league itself is DULL.

Get in there Alty, and yeah get in there all the other clubs trying to build something with little funds, but building something that no fat cat can put a price on.  A community, a sense of being wanted, missed when you don't turn up.  

oh sod it, rant over, c'mon Alty.

GET IN THERE YOU RED AND WHITE BASTARDS.

[RageAgainstTheFirstTeam]

So in summary: the problem with Altrincham FC is that people don't make any sense on the forum     


Mmmmm, Viennetta, not had that in ages.

[York Alty]

So in summary: the problem with Altrincham FC is that people don't make any sense on the forum     


Mmmmm, Viennetta, not had that in ages.

Viennetta- it's still ace.  The mint one obviously.

[Hamilton]

I grew up with with your mam serving your Sunday roast dinner with this in the background.  Get yourself upto the Inn Shop and get a Viennetta for a pudding.  Whilst your at it get some Ice Magic whilst your at it and a bottle of Cider.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP_kY__KumE&feature=related

COME ON ALTY

I'm sure I would have remembered this!

[Ascot Alty]

I grew up with with your mam serving your Sunday roast dinner with this in the background.  Get yourself upto the Inn Shop and get a Viennetta for a pudding.  Whilst your at it get some Ice Magic whilst your at it and a bottle of Cider.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP_kY__KumE&feature=related

These days in and around Stamford Park, its how many cars do you have and how big is your Plasma stuck on your wall.  Hang on your have a bigger Plamsa than me, I cant cope with that but my husband works for Nike and gets freebies and I have no legs so I need home delivery. The neighbours who have lived here for decades f**k them, dont even say hello to them, my husband is from west Leeds and supports Manchester United and works in central Manchester.  The Red Robin Club what the f**k was that, I will pretend that never was never built.  John King, Ken McKenna, Brian Clough who are they....

COME ON ALTY

The worlds changed, move on.

[RocketDan]

Just the six pints last night then?

[jimmyhank]

dullards like shearer

Dullard is being polite. I'd prefer to watch paint dry.

[Dynamo Joe]

I grew up with with your mam serving your Sunday roast dinner with this in the background.  Get yourself upto the Inn Shop and get a Viennetta for a pudding.  Whilst your at it get some Ice Magic whilst your at it and a bottle of Cider.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP_kY__KumE&feature=related

These days in and around Stamford Park, its how many cars do you have and how big is your Plasma stuck on your wall.  Hang on your have a bigger Plamsa than me, I cant cope with that but my husband works for Nike and gets freebies and I have no legs so I need home delivery. The neighbours who have lived here for decades f**k them, dont even say hello to them, my husband is from west Leeds and supports Manchester United and works in central Manchester.  The Red Robin Club what the f**k was that, I will pretend that never was never built.  John King, Ken McKenna, Brian Clough who are they....

COME ON ALTY

Have I been drinking again.... what's going on now?!?

[York Alty]

dullards like shearer

Dullard is being polite. I'd prefer to watch paint dry.

well if I called him a "feckin tedious, repetitive no mark, incapable of inspiring a fart" I may upset the poor man.

[Jenga]

Weird, just weird.

[AltyTunnelSteward]

Have I turned a page over and missed the inspiration for this thread?

[York Alty]

Have I turned a page over and missed the inspiration for this thread?

perhaps you should take less water with it, then you may find the inspiration!

I love the random stuff on here.

C'mon The Alty...