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 The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...

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whopper

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The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« on: December 24, 2012, 10:48:22 AM »

We've all been there, you get up open the living room door and pretend to smile as you see your brand new chopper bike with broken gears in front of u! :D
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Hamilton

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Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2012, 10:57:38 AM »

I was in my mid teens when my brother got me a bottle of QC Cream sherry!

He really wasn't very good at choosing prezzies!
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wayno

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Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2012, 12:56:54 PM »

Mine would be any away or home defeat too macc or northwich always left a sour taste in my mouth
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markecky

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Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2012, 01:36:38 PM »

Being punched by a Macc fan behind Rent Equip was a real lowlight for me at the age of 12.

Took the edge of the turkey butties when I got in.
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Jenga

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Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2012, 01:57:19 PM »

a used pair of gardening gloves from my grandad.
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RocketDan

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Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2012, 06:11:28 PM »

Pretty upset the year I got Frankincense and Myrrh.
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taxi Phil

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Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2012, 08:11:32 PM »

A couple of years ago, one of my ex-partner's well-meaning sisters bought me a Chelsea calendar. She knew I liked football, and they had just won the League. She meant well bless her !
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Beaver

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Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2012, 08:21:08 PM »

Being punched by a Macc fan behind Rent Equip was a real lowlight for me at the age of 12.

Took the edge of the turkey butties when I got in.

And that is why Macc will never be anything less than our biggest rivals
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Baldrick

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Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2012, 08:49:37 AM »

Novelty socks
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taxi Phil

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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2012, 08:58:46 AM »

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Hamilton

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Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2012, 10:56:50 AM »

As Jennifer had a grump about one of her presents I gave her the lecture about being grateful for the time thought and effort that people have put in to get her lovely presents - then I opened windscreen wash and a box of soap powder and told her I take it all back!
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Robin Reliant

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Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2012, 03:56:05 PM »

I got an Orange and an Apple.









Mind you, a phone and an Ipod aren't that bad   ;)
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anglo alty

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Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2012, 10:36:08 AM »

someone got me a man utd video once
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bighairedmike

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Re: The worlds worst xmas pressie thread...
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2012, 01:07:16 PM »

A once got a sellotape dispenser and 4 rolls of sellotape. I wouldn't mind but I'm still on the first roll of tape, I never use the frigging stuff! Although five years have passed and it hasn't lost its stickiness yet, so alls well.
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