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Darren

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Football no-nos
« on: October 26, 2014, 02:38:33 PM »
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2014, 03:35:39 PM »
Fans shouting about off-side when they're stood behind the goal.

Talking about the 'last man rule'.

Getting upset about a footballer moving clubs to get more money.

Fans posting about games they didn't go to.

The whole 'not celebrating scoring a goal against a former club'.

Contrived celebrations, especially that baby rocking thing.

The weird rule that if a striker gets a shot off, or a winger crosses the ball in, a foul is never given regardless of how late the challenge is.

Footballers not actually putting the ball in the quadrant when they take a corner.

Long lists of general moans by internet tossers.
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WTF why do you need some sort of drug to have a good time at a party ffs

bighairedmike

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2014, 03:49:40 PM »
Music after goals.

Drums.

Strikers wearing number 2 or 5 or defenders wearing 10 or 11. Wear proper numbers for your position!

Queuing for food/drinks while the game is still going on and moaning about not being able to see properly.

Trying to steal half a yard at fthrow-ins.

Referees tediously showing where the ball should be put and then allowing the player to obviously move it closer to goal and doing nothing.

Internet forums.
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TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2014, 03:51:02 PM »

Parents who name their sons after former Fulham players/Coventry City managers/Match of The Day presenters.


 
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"It was just two world class players going for a 50/50 ball."

John King's description of a crunching tackle on Ossie Ardiles in the FA Cup Third Round tie at White Hart Lane: 10th January 1979.

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2014, 03:57:02 PM »
Giving over 1/3 of the popular side to 45 away fans so that the poor cherubs don't risk getting wet.

Uneducated TV pundits who make no effort to do any research into foreign teams.

TV pundits who make statements such as "he was fully entitled to go down there" following a challenge in the box.

Supporters who support a team that has no relation to where they live eg London Alty

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Is this the way to Mickleover
I'd rather go there than Dover

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2014, 04:09:00 PM »
People having an opinion on football unless they have played at the very highest level

Teasing people
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Beaver

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2014, 04:40:06 PM »
Miserable sods on fans forums who incessently moan like fishwives

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2014, 04:48:31 PM »
Quote from: Beaver on October 26, 2014, 04:40:06 PM
Miserable sods on fans forums who incessently moan like fishwives

Wayno

Jenga


were just old moaning bastards these days xx
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York Alty

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2014, 05:22:12 PM »
Roy Keane
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ripleym

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2014, 06:07:40 PM »
Needing a license to photograph matches, which you can only obtain from shooting matches or being a club photographer #Catch22
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Baldrick

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2014, 06:17:27 PM »
Rule changes

Not having a keeper on the subs bench

Fergie time

Fergie

Fergies son

Fergies sons wife

West Ham

All seater stadia

Fellaini wigs

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Darren

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2014, 07:20:56 PM »
Short sleeve shirts with long sleeve vests underneath them
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2014, 08:41:45 PM »
'They put in a good shift'.

'He had a good day at the office'.

FFS What's wrong with 'they played brilliantly/really well'?  'What a fabulousstunning game he had'.
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2014, 08:42:49 PM »
Or even
'What a fabulous/stunning game he had'.
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2014, 08:57:21 PM »
Being too tired to play football twice a week for £20,000
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