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[Sarf London Alty]

Barnet Football Club.

Policing at football matches.

Stuart Terry taking penalties.

Their not being a club from Cambridge in our league this season.

The Conference North Facebook page.

Playing Woking on a Tuesday night.

[distancetraveller]

Players , managers, fans, pundits. Commentators. The human race who say that such and such gave110%.... No they didn't it ain't bloody possible.

[(S)ALTY]

Threads on Fan's Forums entitled 'Footballl No-nos'

[York Alty]

Being too tired to play football twice a week for £20,000

Top top post Sir.

[MadFrankie]

Being too tired to play football twice a week for £20,000

Top top post Sir.

On that theme, managers who complain that playing sat-tues-sat counts as 3 games per week.. No it doesn't it's 2 games per week.

Also, games in the premier league don't "come thick and fast" over Christmas - you play 3 or 4 games in 10-12 days and always have done for years before Sky invented football in 1992.

[taxi Phil]

Frank Sinclair

Forest Green Rovers

David Birch

Steve Evans

People who think goalkeepers are still subject to the "6 second rule"

Pundits who think we're Altrincham Town and play at the Moss Rose

Clubs who don't give concessionary rates to OAP's (Nuneaton Town, hang your heads in shame !)

[York Alty]

The Premier League

The 'Champions' League

Technical areas with more people than at some Evo Stik games.

All seater stadia

[Toff Apple]

FA Cup on TV with commentators obsessed with what other job the players have

[CB]

Fans shouting about off-side when they're stood behind the goal.

Talking about the 'last man rule'.

Getting upset about a footballer moving clubs to get more money.

Fans posting about games they didn't go to.

The whole 'not celebrating scoring a goal against a former club'.

Contrived celebrations, especially that baby rocking thing.

The weird rule that if a striker gets a shot off, or a winger crosses the ball in, a foul is never given regardless of how late the challenge is.

Footballers not actually putting the ball in the quadrant when they take a corner.

Long lists of general moans by internet tossers.

You forgot sh*t puns 

[JTH]

The replacement of 'set pieces' with 'set plays' by C4 NFL obsessives in the late 80s
Penalty shoot outs are not 'a lottery', they are taking penalties
People who moan about there being no characters now - and then moan about players who give an opinion
Grimbsy and Luton chairmen 1979

[Darren]

[Hale Alty]

People who think goalkeepers are still subject to the "6 second rule"

Indirect free kick

An indirect free kick is awarded to the opposing team if a goalkeeper, inside his own penalty area, commits any of the following four offences:

    controls the ball with his hands for more than six seconds before releasing it from his possession
    touches the ball again with his hands after he has released it from his possession and before it has touched another player
    touches the ball with his hands after it has been deliberately kicked to him by a team-mate
    touches the ball with his hands after he has received it directly from a throw-in taken by a team-mate


Read more at http://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/laws/football-11-11/law-12---fouls-and-misconduct.aspx#hrmPYVoDFBU8Iiwd.99

[York Alty]

He looks a right lady garden to be honest.

[Nasha]

The 'Champions' League

This. How can 2 of the favorites to win the 'Champions League' this season finished 3rd in their leagues (Chelsea and Real Madrid). Just revert back to calling it the European Cup.

Also include commentators/pundits who were mediocre players, but think they know everything about the game (Townsend, Mark Bright and Jason Roberts spring to mind).

[Jenga]

Miserable sods on fans forums who incessently moan like fishwives

Wayno

Jenga

Blatantly posting aggressive behavour on a football fans forum to "just get a reaction". Admins please ban this guy.