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Mick

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2014, 01:22:34 PM »
Glenn Hoddle being and expert 'all of a sudden' on how England should play.........didn't he have his own go at this before some divine intervention caused his resignation ?

Brian Clough being dead and not on telly anymore

Which reminds me..........Leeds United and B*llend Road

Brand new Manchester City shirts seen recently on middle aged Irishmen when in Spanish pubs .........thought they all supported Celtic or Manchester United
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2014, 02:38:06 PM »
Quote from: Jenga on October 27, 2014, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: Beaver on October 26, 2014, 04:40:06 PM
Miserable sods on fans forums who incessently moan like fishwives

Wayno

Jenga



Blatantly posting aggressive behavour on a football fans forum to "just get a reaction". Admins please ban this guy.
people double bluffing a bluffer
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Beaver

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2014, 02:52:40 PM »
Quote from: wayno on October 27, 2014, 02:38:06 PM
Quote from: Jenga on October 27, 2014, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: Beaver on October 26, 2014, 04:40:06 PM
Miserable sods on fans forums who incessently moan like fishwives

Wayno

Jenga



Blatantly posting aggressive behavour on a football fans forum to "just get a reaction". Admins please ban this guy.
people double bluffing a bluffer

People going dogging in Torquay instead of watching the match.... Oh no that hasnt happened yet  :o
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Ballers

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2014, 07:29:04 PM »
People who think that hitting the post/crossbar counts as a shot on target.
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Saughall Robin

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2014, 07:42:45 PM »
Our chairman's interview being shortened to a quick soundbite due to the car-crash TV at Blackpool

and

No mention of us whatsoever on the first round draw

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2014, 07:57:30 PM »
Quote from: Saughall Robin on October 27, 2014, 07:42:45 PM
Our chairman's interview being shortened to a quick soundbite due to the car-crash TV at Blackpool

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No mention of us whatsoever on the first round draw



Are you really bothered that we didn't get a mention? North west tonight gave us good coverage to be fair.
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RocketDan

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2014, 08:05:40 PM »
Clubs that change their badge / crest for no apparent reason - quite a few in this category.

Clubs that put stars above their shirts for no apparent reason - see Manchester City

Non-League managers who wear suits

this guys:

« Last Edit: October 27, 2014, 08:09:28 PM by The Golf Road Grumbler »
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #37 on: October 27, 2014, 09:23:41 PM »
Quote from: Ballers on October 27, 2014, 07:29:04 PM
People who think that hitting the post/crossbar counts as a shot on target.

Or people who say that hitting the woodwork is unlucky. It's not unlucky, it's an inaccurate shot.
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York Alty

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2014, 10:56:04 PM »
Quote from: The Golf Road Grumbler on October 27, 2014, 08:05:40 PM
Clubs that change their badge / crest for no apparent reason - quite a few in this category.

Clubs that put stars above their shirts for no apparent reason - see Manchester City

Non-League managers who wear suits

this guys:



What a total spanner.
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eightiesrobin

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2014, 11:18:31 PM »
Quote from: Paul Cain's Chip Pan on October 27, 2014, 09:23:41 PM
Quote from: Ballers on October 27, 2014, 07:29:04 PM
People who think that hitting the post/crossbar counts as a shot on target.

Or people who say that hitting the woodwork is unlucky. It's not unlucky, it's an inaccurate shot.

Bit harsh this one IMO
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eightiesrobin

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2014, 11:21:52 PM »
What really gets on my tits is that chant which goes to the tune of the bassline of that infernal White Stripes song.   
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #41 on: October 27, 2014, 11:27:46 PM »
Quote from: eightiesrobin on October 27, 2014, 11:18:31 PM
Quote from: Paul Cain's Chip Pan on October 27, 2014, 09:23:41 PM
Quote from: Ballers on October 27, 2014, 07:29:04 PM
People who think that hitting the post/crossbar counts as a shot on target.

Or people who say that hitting the woodwork is unlucky. It's not unlucky, it's an inaccurate shot.

Bit harsh this one IMO

Not really. You may as well hit the corner flag as hit the woodwork.
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #42 on: October 27, 2014, 11:37:15 PM »
Andy Townsend

Harry Redknapp

Harry Redknapp's idiot son

That advert with Ray Winstone (still don't get why they allow adverts featuring people who cannot speak properly just  like those I just mentioned can't

Pundits, Summarisers and Commentators who haven't taken the trouble to learn the Laws of the Game and make themselves look even bigger arses by talking crap about Refereeing decisions

Folk who call them Referees Assistants when they are Assistant Referees
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York Alty

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2014, 11:39:15 PM »
I'm gonna say Roy Keane again!
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bighairedmike

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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2014, 11:42:05 PM »
Quote from: AltyTunnelSteward on October 27, 2014, 11:37:15 PM
Andy Townsend

Harry Redknapp

Harry Redknapp's idiot son

That advert with Ray Winstone (still don't get why they allow adverts featuring people who cannot speak properly just  like those I just mentioned can't

Pundits, Summarisers and Commentators who haven't taken the trouble to learn the Laws of the Game and make themselves look even bigger arses by talking crap about Refereeing decisions

Folk who call them Referees Assistants when they are Assistant Referees


There is absolutely no difference.
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