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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #45 on: October 27, 2014, 11:48:02 PM »

Andy Townsend

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Harry Redknapp's idiot son

That advert with Ray Winstone (still don't get why they allow adverts featuring people who cannot speak properly just  like those I just mentioned can't

Pundits, Summarisers and Commentators who haven't taken the trouble to learn the Laws of the Game and make themselves look even bigger arses by talking crap about Refereeing decisions

Folk who call them Referees Assistants when they are Assistant Referees


They're linesmen at the end of the day.
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #46 on: October 28, 2014, 12:20:59 AM »

Andy Townsend

Harry Redknapp

Harry Redknapp's idiot son

That advert with Ray Winstone (still don't get why they allow adverts featuring people who cannot speak properly just  like those I just mentioned can't

Pundits, Summarisers and Commentators who haven't taken the trouble to learn the Laws of the Game and make themselves look even bigger arses by talking crap about Refereeing decisions

Folk who call them Referees Assistants when they are Assistant Referees




Gareth: I'm assistant regional manager.
David Brent: Assistant to the regional manager.
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #47 on: October 28, 2014, 07:45:16 AM »

Consecutive tedious away draws :)
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #48 on: October 28, 2014, 01:10:00 PM »

People who think that hitting the post/crossbar counts as a shot on target.

Or people who say that hitting the woodwork is unlucky. It's not unlucky, it's an inaccurate shot.

Bit harsh this one IMO

Not really. You may as well hit the corner flag as hit the woodwork.

See where you're coming from with this. Like being one number away from each of the six lottery numbers and saying it was close....maybe
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #49 on: October 28, 2014, 02:12:38 PM »

See where you're coming from with this. Like being one number away from each of the six lottery numbers and saying it was close....maybe

Abso-bloody-exactly!   :)
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #50 on: October 28, 2014, 02:27:48 PM »

See where you're coming from with this. Like being one number away from each of the six lottery numbers and saying it was close....maybe

Abso-bloody-exactly!   :)

So I take it a goal that goes in off the post/bar is lucky then?
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #51 on: October 28, 2014, 02:36:15 PM »

See where you're coming from with this. Like being one number away from each of the six lottery numbers and saying it was close....maybe

Abso-bloody-exactly!   :)

So I take it a goal that goes in off the post/bar is lucky then?

Of course it's not lucky, because a shot that goes in off the post is on-target and therefore a good shot.
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #52 on: October 28, 2014, 04:33:22 PM »

Football hipsters
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #53 on: October 28, 2014, 04:36:14 PM »

See where you're coming from with this. Like being one number away from each of the six lottery numbers and saying it was close....maybe

Abso-bloody-exactly!   :)

So I take it a goal that goes in off the post/bar is lucky then?

Of course it's not lucky, because a shot that goes in off the post is on-target and therefore a good shot.

Methinks you doth quibble too much
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #54 on: October 28, 2014, 04:49:46 PM »

Methinks you doth quibble too much

It was only a bit of fun on a football forum, I wasn't planning to sue anyone.
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #55 on: October 28, 2014, 04:51:04 PM »

Match of the Day.  Go back through the decades when there was a game from just about every division each week and I was entertained.  Given the saturation coverage of the Premier League it's just too much.  Over the past few years I've missed more and more programmes...so far this season I've seen none. Dull as ditch water.
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #56 on: October 28, 2014, 07:21:40 PM »

Methinks you doth quibble too much

It was only a bit of fun on a football forum, I wasn't planning to sue anyone.

It was only a bit of Shakespeare and neither was I planning on suing. However, given your response, I am rethinking my original position. Good day to you sir.








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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #57 on: October 28, 2014, 08:25:58 PM »

 :)
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #58 on: October 28, 2014, 08:43:23 PM »

See where you're coming from with this. Like being one number away from each of the six lottery numbers and saying it was close....maybe

Abso-bloody-exactly!   :)

So I take it a goal that goes in off the post/bar is lucky then?

Of course it's not lucky, because a shot that goes in off the post is on-target and therefore a good shot.

See what I mean..
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Re: Football no-nos
« Reply #59 on: October 29, 2014, 10:19:11 AM »

If the shot bounces off post or crossbaris deemed in commentaryspeak to have been "saved by the woodwork" then any goal that goes in off the frame should be classed as a shocking error by the infrastructure.
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