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RocketDan

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Your worst ALTY XI
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:31:39 PM »

Following on from the previous thread.....

GK Dootson

RB M. Lees
CB P. Jones
CB M. Joseph
LB R. Brown

RM C. Moyo-Modise
CM B. Summerskill
CM L. Elam
LM J. Bowler

CF J. McAlisky
CF M. Twiss

subs: R. Brooke, G. Whalley, B. Smikle, A. Flynn, M. Beesley, C. Logan.
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2015, 10:29:38 PM »


You do realise how depressing this is gong to be?

My nominations for goalkeeper Peter Frankish, John Woods, Colin D'Arcy and Nicky Banner
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2015, 10:38:43 PM »

Following on from the previous thread.....

GK Dootson

RB M. Lees
CB P. Jones
CB M. Joseph
LB R. Brown

RM C. Moyo-Modise
CM B. Summerskill
CM L. Elam
LM J. Bowler

CF J. McAlisky
CF M. Twiss

subs: R. Brooke, G. Whalley, B. Smikle, A. Flynn, M. Beesley, C. Logan.

Bit harsh on Ryan Brown that
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2015, 10:39:32 PM »

This is a tough one as there is so much choice and so many names that I've successfully blocked out of my mind.
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2015, 11:02:06 PM »

Jamie Phoenix could be in there for his poor skills and crap attitude.  On that basis Twiss too.
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2015, 11:11:00 PM »


You do realise how depressing this is gong to be?

My nominations for goalkeeper Peter Frankish, John Woods, Colin D'Arcy and Nicky Banner

Lee Spencer, the kid who was in goal in the mid 90s when one of Accrington's incarnations knocked us out of the FA Cup at Moss Lane would get my obscure GK vote.
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2015, 11:28:44 PM »

Following on from the previous thread.....

GK Dootson

RB M. Lees
CB P. Jones
CB M. Joseph
LB R. Brown

RM C. Moyo-Modise
CM B. Summerskill
CM L. Elam
LM J. Bowler

CF J. McAlisky
CF M. Twiss

subs: R. Brooke, G. Whalley, B. Smikle, A. Flynn, M. Beesley, C. Logan.

Sad thing was we had high hopes for some of them signings when they arrived : Jones captained his club to FA Trophy victory a few months earlier, Elam tore us apart for Exeter, Twiss came with Conference pedigree, Bowler a former Leeds junior.......
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2015, 12:44:33 AM »

1. lee spencer
2. a strange brother  forgot there names but they were awful
3. andy  lee
4. marc josphe
5. karl munroe
6. Darren royle
7. danny Heffernan
8. lutel james
9. Mcailsky
10. steve pennington
11. Justin bowler
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2015, 04:03:20 AM »

Following on from the previous thread.....

GK Dootson

RB M. Lees
CB P. Jones
CB M. Joseph
LB R. Brown

RM C. Moyo-Modise
CM B. Summerskill
CM L. Elam
LM J. Bowler

CF J. McAlisky
CF M. Twiss

subs: R. Brooke, G. Whalley, B. Smikle, A. Flynn, M. Beesley, C. Logan.

Sad thing was we had high hopes for some of them signings when they arrived : Jones captained his club to FA Trophy victory a few months earlier, Elam tore us apart for Exeter, Twiss came with Conference pedigree, Bowler a former Leeds junior.......

You say high hopes Mick, well you'll have to speak for yourself mate on Twiss. Me and a few other lads were appalled we signed him after we'd been laughing at him ruining Stalybridge's title hopes after replacing Joe O'Neill there. stalybridge fans were incredulous we signed him too.

Unfortunately GH's stubbornness meant he wouldn't read those warning signs. Giving Twiss a 2 year contract confirmed one of his blind spots and was, in the end, his gravest mistake as Alty manager.
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2015, 09:01:21 AM »

John Wood

Andy Scott
Marc Joseph
Adie Hawes
Adam Farley

Junior Smikle
Jason Van Blerk
Len Cantello
Justin Bowler

John McAliskey
Michael Twiss

I've just visualised this shower in an actual match, and am thus too depressed to pick a bench (in theory those five should be not as good as this XI so it's pretty difficult)
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eightiesrobin

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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2015, 09:50:19 AM »

John Wood

Andy Scott
Marc Joseph
Adie Hawes
Adam Farley

Junior Smikle
Jason Van Blerk
Len Cantello
Justin Bowler

John McAliskey
Michael Twiss

I've just visualised this shower in an actual match, and am thus too depressed to pick a bench (in theory those five should be not as good as this XI so it's pretty difficult)

Len Cantello of West Brom fame? When did that happen? What was so bad?
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2015, 10:48:29 AM »

From the glory days I give you Paul Round in midfield - could only pass it the way he was facing, and incapable of turning; up front Gary Hulmes our star signing from the Republic of Ireland who never scored for us

More recently that fat bloke we signed from Lancaster City so he could get match fit enough to knock us out of the FA Cup the following season - Tony Sullivan
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2015, 12:34:36 PM »

John Wood

Andy Scott
Marc Joseph
Adie Hawes
Adam Farley

Junior Smikle
Jason Van Blerk
Len Cantello
Justin Bowler

John McAliskey
Michael Twiss

I've just visualised this shower in an actual match, and am thus too depressed to pick a bench (in theory those five should be not as good as this XI so it's pretty difficult)
Len Cantello of West Brom fame? When did that happen? What was so bad?
Made 5 appearances at the start of 1982-3 season, then disappeared (injured I think). He was so far over the hill as to be invisible from the summit; much the same could have been said (and no doubt was) of Brian Kilcline a bit later.
I wouldn't dare pick a worst XI - I sleep badly enough as it is without the likes of John MacFadzean or the Strange brothers giving me permanent nightmares ...
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2015, 12:36:58 PM »

John Wood

Andy Scott
Marc Joseph
Adie Hawes
Adam Farley

Junior Smikle
Jason Van Blerk
Len Cantello
Justin Bowler

John McAliskey
Michael Twiss

I've just visualised this shower in an actual match, and am thus too depressed to pick a bench (in theory those five should be not as good as this XI so it's pretty difficult)
Len Cantello of West Brom fame? When did that happen? What was so bad?
Made 5 appearances at the start of 1982-3 season, then disappeared (injured I think). He was so far over the hill as to be invisible from the summit; much the same could have been said (and no doubt was) of Brian Kilcline a bit later.

Well I never, thanks for that.
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Re: Your worst ALTY XI
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2015, 12:38:08 PM »

So many comings and goings in non league, it's hard to keep track but the team that McKenna had the unenviable task of managing pre-Sinnott had some poor performers. How Sam Hewson managed to go from man utd youth cup winner to not being able to pass or control a football always amazed me. We had a guy on loan same season with a Mohican, I forget his name but I wasn't keen...
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