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taxi Phil

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Weird names
« on: November 17, 2016, 09:55:30 AM »

I notice from the main site that one of Newport's scorers at Alfreton was Jazzi Barnum Bobb.

We need some light relief on here.....nominations for equally exotic monikers welcomed !
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Re: Weird names
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2016, 10:06:22 AM »

Argel f**ks, Ralph Minge and portugals goalkeeping great Quim are three of my favourite ever footballers as was Nonleague legendary swordsman Segar Bastard
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Re: Weird names
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2016, 10:08:16 AM »

Tunji Banjo.
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ToffeeBlue

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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2016, 12:00:51 PM »

The Fidlers of Macclesfield
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Alty Bri

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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2016, 12:05:12 PM »

I remember that Spain had a player called Ufarte at the 1982 World Cup. Just googled him and apparently, he was nicknamed 'the little devil'. I bet he was.
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Teasierbeaver

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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2016, 12:28:00 PM »

I remember that Spain had a player called Ufarte at the 1982 World Cup. Just googled him and apparently, he was nicknamed 'the little devil'. I bet he was.


Priceless!

Rigobert Song became rhyming slang for girls stringy undies.

'I can spy a pink Rigobert above the jeans over there'
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ToffeeBlue

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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2016, 12:29:55 PM »

Wary commentators pronounced it "oof-r-tay" if I remember correctly!
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Re: Weird names
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2016, 12:35:45 PM »

Quote

Rigobert Song...


"Cameroon are playing R. Song"

 ;D
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Re: Weird names
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2016, 08:03:01 PM »

Tunji Banjo.

Still brilliant that 36 years on ;D
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2016, 09:54:29 PM »

The Fidlers of Macclesfield


I just hope they never played for Kidderminster
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2016, 09:34:04 AM »

The Fidlers of Macclesfield


I think their last Gig was for the Birmingham Symphony Orchestra   ;)
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