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The Sound of Silence

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"Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« on: December 01, 2016, 09:53:08 AM »

Intrigued by the choice of player to illustrate this story - don't think I'll be rushing out to buy one of those! Had they considered a picture of Miley instead?
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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2016, 10:41:13 AM »

Can't see many of those selling with any of this seasons squad on!!
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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2016, 11:46:40 AM »

Wow, are they actually a real thing? Look like "Lads on tour" t-shirts.
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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2016, 02:11:06 PM »

Not very good.
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The Sound of Silence

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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2016, 03:12:27 PM »

Tempted to order a Fabio Bassangue shirt, but the washing instructions would be in French and it would fall apart after 18 minutes......
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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2016, 08:01:50 PM »

Tempted to order a Fabio Bassangue shirt, but the washing instructions would be in French and it would fall apart after 18 minutes......

Or even Portugese
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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2016, 08:07:12 PM »

Tempted to order a Fabio Bassangue shirt, but the washing instructions would be in French and it would fall apart after 18 minutes......

Or even Portugese

Fabs is multi-lingual...
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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2016, 08:00:05 AM »

For all those who have commented on this subject, I am happy to print any ALTY FC themed photo on to any size of t.shirt in ANY colour. Just send your requirements to me at ianssen@aol.com including your chosen image.
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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2016, 08:30:21 AM »

Mick raises an interesting point - at this stage readers with a life might like to stop reading.

Guinea-Bissau was indeed a Portuguese colony (1-0 Mick)

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Only 14% of the population speaks Portuguese, because it is associated with the colonial past (1-1)

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There are no stats on how many of the population speak French (2-1 Mick)

BUT

Bassangue is definitely a French, not a Portuguese name (2-2 and into extra time)

BUT
Guinea-Bissau is a member of the Community of Portuguese Language Countries (3-2 Mick)

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It is also a member of La Francophonie (which is the French equivalent of the CPLC) (3-3 and on to penalties)

At which point Mick wins because I have no idea what languages Fabio speaks (although I know one he doesn't), but whereas I can speak some French I can't speak any Portuguese, so it suits me to assume he speaks French.

Good luck Mick in the later rounds of "Fabulous Footballers and where to find them".

I would get out more, but either we lose or it's too foggy and frosty.
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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2016, 11:53:15 AM »

Mick raises an interesting point - at this stage readers with a life might like to stop reading.

Guinea-Bissau was indeed a Portuguese colony (1-0 Mick)

BUT

Only 14% of the population speaks Portuguese, because it is associated with the colonial past (1-1)

BUT

There are no stats on how many of the population speak French (2-1 Mick)

BUT

Bassangue is definitely a French, not a Portuguese name (2-2 and into extra time)

BUT
Guinea-Bissau is a member of the Community of Portuguese Language Countries (3-2 Mick)

BUT

It is also a member of La Francophonie (which is the French equivalent of the CPLC) (3-3 and on to penalties)

At which point Mick wins because I have no idea what languages Fabio speaks (although I know one he doesn't), but whereas I can speak some French I can't speak any Portuguese, so it suits me to assume he speaks French.

Good luck Mick in the later rounds of "Fabulous Footballers and where to find them".

I would get out more, but either we lose or it's too foggy and frosty.

Post of the Year. Excellenrt work.
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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2016, 12:04:44 PM »

I'm tempted to get a 'Morison-Derbyshire' to get maximum value for my tenner.
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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2016, 12:41:14 PM »

I'm tempted to get a 'Morison-Derbyshire' to get maximum value for my tenner.

Or a retro Nathan Comley-Excell.

Who was that lad Celtic had a few years ago - daftly long name?
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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2016, 12:53:51 PM »

Jan Veneggor of Hesselink
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2016, 02:42:21 PM »

Mick raises an interesting point - at this stage readers with a life might like to stop reading.

Guinea-Bissau was indeed a Portuguese colony (1-0 Mick)

BUT

Only 14% of the population speaks Portuguese, because it is associated with the colonial past (1-1)

BUT

There are no stats on how many of the population speak French (2-1 Mick)

BUT

Bassangue is definitely a French, not a Portuguese name (2-2 and into extra time)

BUT
Guinea-Bissau is a member of the Community of Portuguese Language Countries (3-2 Mick)

BUT

It is also a member of La Francophonie (which is the French equivalent of the CPLC) (3-3 and on to penalties)

At which point Mick wins because I have no idea what languages Fabio speaks (although I know one he doesn't), but whereas I can speak some French I can't speak any Portuguese, so it suits me to assume he speaks French.

Good luck Mick in the later rounds of "Fabulous Footballers and where to find them".

I would get out more, but either we lose or it's too foggy and frosty.

I know that he definitely speaks French.
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Re: "Christmas Stocking Fillers" - club website
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2016, 03:24:23 PM »

Mick raises an interesting point - at this stage readers with a life might like to stop reading.

Guinea-Bissau was indeed a Portuguese colony (1-0 Mick)

BUT

Only 14% of the population speaks Portuguese, because it is associated with the colonial past (1-1)

BUT

There are no stats on how many of the population speak French (2-1 Mick)

BUT

Bassangue is definitely a French, not a Portuguese name (2-2 and into extra time)

BUT
Guinea-Bissau is a member of the Community of Portuguese Language Countries (3-2 Mick)

BUT

It is also a member of La Francophonie (which is the French equivalent of the CPLC) (3-3 and on to penalties)

At which point Mick wins because I have no idea what languages Fabio speaks (although I know one he doesn't), but whereas I can speak some French I can't speak any Portuguese, so it suits me to assume he speaks French.

Good luck Mick in the later rounds of "Fabulous Footballers and where to find them".

I would get out more, but either we lose or it's too foggy and frosty.

I know that he definitely speaks French.

Oui oui, bien sur, hors jeu!

Tudo bem
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