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Beez

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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2017, 07:55:33 PM »

 Couldn't care less what his background is.

The more pressing issue is why are the 3 amigo's being allowed to spend more money on a hopeless situation.

At this stage they may aswell play this kid Jones and give him the chance to show what he can do. On the flipside, if these 3 clowns don't trust Jones to cope with starting football games at this level then he shouldn't be at the club in the first place.
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Mick

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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2017, 07:58:55 PM »

In fact Mr Perry was also a wrestler, albeit I doubt he was as good as this fella.....................cannot help noticing that Perry has scored a few this season for Stafford and Walshaw scores for fun in the Glue North

Would have Walshaw back tomorrow
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Teasierbeaver

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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2017, 08:07:41 PM »

GR: Isn't he a wrestler now Matt?
MD: Yeah but his stats are insane!
GR: Oh that sounds alright, tell me more
MD: He said if I didn't give him a chance he'd reveal the turnbuckle!
GR: Someone get the contract template out we need to keep Matt safe for next season!
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taxi Phil

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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2017, 08:51:40 PM »

I notice that the announcement of his signing subtly fails to mention that his switch to being a failed wrestler followed his 2013 retirement from football......due to injury.

So our 53rd player of the season is a crock who hasn't played for over three years. F*****g marvellous.
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robininstockport

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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2017, 08:52:56 PM »

He looks fit to me :-)
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andrewflynn

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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2017, 09:02:14 PM »

NXT! NXT! NXT!
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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2017, 09:17:21 PM »

May as well get rid of Fanfare for the Common Man now and replace it with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE
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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2017, 09:18:46 PM »

We could have a "Pose off"  tomorrow with v Stu Tomlinson and Luca Haven  ;)
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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2017, 09:21:36 PM »

May as well get rid of Fanfare for the Common Man now and replace it with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

They should get them some clown shoes... it can't be any worse than giving them football boots
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andrewflynn

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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2017, 09:23:59 PM »

NXT! NXT! NXT!

I got a -1 for that. Love this forum.
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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2017, 09:24:41 PM »

May as well get rid of Fanfare for the Common Man now and replace it with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE
lol

This is an insult to circuses around the world . They provide entertainment for thier customers 😂
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andrewflynn

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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2017, 09:27:26 PM »

May as well get rid of Fanfare for the Common Man now and replace it with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE
lol

This is an insult to circuses around the world . They provide entertainment for thier customers 😂

Or we could go for this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw

It also accurately describes our chances of survival this season.
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wayno

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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2017, 09:31:20 PM »

May as well get rid of Fanfare for the Common Man now and replace it with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE
lol

This is an insult to circuses around the world . They provide entertainment for thier customers 😂

Or we could go for this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw

It also accurately describes our chances of survival this season.
very apt and current 😎
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taxi Phil

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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2017, 09:48:29 PM »

Isn't it rich, isn't it queer.....losing my timing this late in my career. An oblique reference to Damien Reeves ?. "Send in the Clowns" is definitely our song this season.
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Mausoleum Alty

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Re: New keeper signed
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2017, 12:54:29 AM »

USED to be a quality keeper. The fact he retired through injury and hasn't played for 3 years is a minor worry though 😉
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