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[Jenga]

Good old Woollies

[shefalty]

I have said on other threads that Peter gave good service to Alty,he has moved on lets just wish him luck back at Hyde and leave it at that.Those people who start having a go at him or his wife are only making themselves look silly.

A cracker!

[TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe]

Justin Bowler is on the bench.

[Alty365]

Number 3, Dave Swannick

[Amsterdam Alty]

Macc Town

sorry you just wanted the punchline not the whole joke

[bighairedmike]

Oh a prostetute. thats allright then, i thought you said Protestant!!!

[AltyTunnelSteward]

He only tried it twice...the first time he was sick and the second time his hat blew off

[bighairedmike]

SUPPLIES!!!

[Alty365]

Oh ok, I wheelie bin having a w*nk.

[markecky]

"Supplies" is one of my favourite gags.

"YOU NOT NISSAN MAIN DEALER?"

[bighairedmike]

"Supplies" is one of my favourite gags.

"YOU NOT NISSAN MAIN DEALER?"

it is rather amazing.

Do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?

[Jezza]

The dwarf took a deep breath and said "I'll rephrase..can i see him run around a bit?"

NO NO Nurse!...I said prick his boil.

When I explained in exasperation to the coppers if they hadn't stopped me I wouldn't be there they just went off laughing.

"Oh dear, kids today" said Mrs Mohammed "They do seem to blow up so quickly these days don't they?"

(A big nod to Ecky for two of those and a big nod to Kenneth Williams and Hatie Jacques and a shake of the head at the genius and political correctness of my big brother).

[bighairedmike]

The Pope, mining equipment and a very angry beaver.

...I'm dying, not trying to get laid!

No, but i've been blown ashore many times.

May I go next father? There's no way I'm drinking from it after Sister Mary sits in it!

I'm George W. Bush, and I want your vote.

One's made of plastic and should be kept away from children, and the other holds your groceries.

no little jonny, just because nuns have a habit, does not mean they are smacked up bitches

oh, its take your child to work day, i thought it was try to make a child at work day!

...then the third nun says "Oh, that's a hard one!"

so he said "get out of my son!"

(yes i am bored)

[Ashley Alty]

Well, it was that far away...........

[Alty365]

The pope puts up his feet, lights a huge spliff and says "you f**kers are alright!"