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TheCultOfIanTunnacliffe

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Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2007, 04:26:17 PM »
Well, one's a cunning stunt and the other's a.....
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"It was just two world class players going for a 50/50 ball."

John King's description of a crunching tackle on Ossie Ardiles in the FA Cup Third Round tie at White Hart Lane: 10th January 1979.

Toff Apple

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Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2007, 07:05:57 PM »
No  country and western.

It flu under a bus.

That will be 50 for the consultation and 500 for the cat scan
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Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2007, 07:13:10 PM »
"Well i'm fxxxing dis custurd and he has come in dis pear"
Pinched of Raffo from a quiz night
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Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2007, 07:40:08 PM »
Quote from: bighairedmike on June 13, 2007, 03:03:19 PM
SUPPLIES!!!

That's one of my favourite all-time jokes
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Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2007, 07:48:03 PM »
Who's the turn tonight at the NWS? Country and Western? Oh I thought you said some **** from Preston!
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Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2007, 07:54:53 PM »
"You're Thor! What about me? I can't even pith!"
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Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2007, 07:58:09 PM »
"I dunno, was it Di Maggio?"  :D :D
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« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2007, 10:46:19 PM »
Must be bored - bring on the footy.................

"does tha kno owt abaart parachutes........no, does thee kno owt t'bout gas cookers ?"

"watch him Harold.......he'll have someones eye out with that bow and arrow"
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Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« Reply #38 on: June 13, 2007, 11:19:36 PM »
mixingmetoasties.

he lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog
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« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2007, 11:22:05 PM »
Peter Thomson promising to score 20 goals
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Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« Reply #40 on: June 14, 2007, 01:59:27 AM »
I had to, he was wrecking my house



That will be thirty quid please  :D
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Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« Reply #41 on: June 14, 2007, 08:12:41 AM »
I cant piss through it!
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« Reply #42 on: June 14, 2007, 10:25:44 AM »
No I didn't say she was f~~king him I said she was F@@king goofy
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Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« Reply #43 on: June 14, 2007, 10:40:09 AM »
sh*t......Im bricked in!


Ecky, please can you enlighten the uneducated of us on the whole 'supplies!' joke??
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thegazelle

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Re: Punchlines to your favourite jokes...
« Reply #44 on: June 14, 2007, 11:48:30 AM »
supplies is good but i think nissan main dealer is better.

but the best chinese joke is ed zackrys disease, do you know that one ecky



another personal fave

smee again garn f**k yerself
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