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[Graham Bennetts Perm]

Death!.....by Bonga!

[Jezza]

Death by mau-mau....think it's the same joke just a slightly different punchline!

[Graham Bennetts Perm]

I think bonga is longer and more drawn out than mau mau.

[Jezza]

yeah but mau-mau is funnier....bongo???wtf does that mean?

[Graham Bennetts Perm]

I believe bonga is something to do with having a pair of stoppers shoved up your.....

[Dougals Dad]

I haven't had a c**t all night drinkstable!

[Nonleaguer]

I thought she said "Wear the fox hat!"

[Darren]

My wife wanted something that went from 0-150 in 5 seconds, So i bought here a set of bathroom scales

[gunners11]

joke - what is the difference between jordan and butter. answer nothing they are easily spread.

[taxi Phil]

joke - what is the difference between jordan and butter. answer nothing they are easily spread.

We keep our butter in the fridge. It's a bastard to spread. Jordan, on the other hand.........

[Dougals Dad]

joke - what is the difference between jordan and butter. answer nothing they are easily spread.

We keep our butter in the fridge. It's a bastard to spread. Jordan, on the other hand.........

I believe you are thinking of Flora*

*Other soft sunflower oil based spreads are also available.

[gunners11]

good job i did not say a joke about someone being sacked  answer postman pat

[safe95]

It was a ham bush.
He choked to death on his own Vimto.

 Apparently a true story-During his leadership of the nation during the darkest days of World War 2, Sir Winston Churchill used to insist on only one thing, that no matter how urgent the news he was not to be disturbed while 'performing his ablutions.' One morning a servant hammered on the bathroom door stating that the Lord Privy Seal was demanding to be let into Churchill's presence. The instantaneously growled response-'Tell his Lordship that I am currently sealed in my privy and can only deal with one sh*t at a time.'

[Paul Cain's Chip Pan]

Apparently a true story-During his leadership of the nation during the darkest days of World War 2, Sir Winston Churchill used to insist on only one thing, that no matter how urgent the news he was not to be disturbed while 'performing his ablutions.' One morning a servant hammered on the bathroom door stating that the Lord Privy Seal was demanding to be let into Churchill's presence. The instantaneously growled response-'Tell his Lordship that I am currently sealed in my privy and can only deal with one sh*t at a time.'

That is class!