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[UkrainianPhil]

..building a 2 sided new ground out of lego

[teasybeaver]

When the pieces ran out he started to use....

[Altysmiffy]

sugar lumps

[thegazelle]

and the rubble from the carpark and instead of cement he just used result of his continuous masturbation to stick the bricks together.

[harv]

any leftovers were promptly used on the cheese burgers

[thegazelle]

(rubble!!! on a cheeseburger?).

[altyf]

the day finally came, where he left the salt mines to go and watch the match...vs the dreaded altrincham

[Altysmiffy]

so put his wooden leg under his arm in order to hop to the vegetable patch they call a ground

[altyf]

on the way, avoiding the chemicals and nuclear waste...

[teasybeaver]

...he bumped into an old friend, foul farmer connett, who asked him in cockney rhyming slang......

[Amsterdam Alty]

What the Northwich Vics are you wearing? me old cocker?

[altyf]

he replied..."you mean you dont even recognise your teams kit" and mr connett, (bemused by the smell and attitude of the northwich salt miner) said"no, i very rarely take interest in my team on the pitch i just build them soul less football stadia and get my son a job as goalkeeper"

[alty.fc]

who in reference to the keeper had been...

[Darren]

"With his one good hand and stump he's the best in the league"

[Stockportalty]

At the end of the game, when rushing to get back to his beloved Allegro he...