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[Butty]

saw a male prostitute walking down the road

[alty.fc]

which turned out to be his long lost..

[Altysmiffy]

brother.........and uncle.......and father who was eating a spinal chord in a bap

[Jezza]

"Fancy a cheeseburger instead Dad/bro?" asked the vics fan desperate to make up for the lost years but relieved he now new his relative was safe and earning a good living and wondering if he was entitled to join the family business.

[altyf]

he replied..."cheese..........burger?? what is a cheese..........................burger?" as he had never heard of such a thing

[teasybeaver]

They're well nice, foul farmer connett introduced them at our soul less stadia, the cheese is extra salty, and bizarrely cloudy, they remind me of.....

[Jenga]

Salt water what they used to drink down in them mines or perhaps it is...

[thegazelle]

oil of ulay ? i'll rub over my hands and massage some into my.........................

[AltyTunnelSteward]

Sister

[markecky]

sledge are believed to still be very popular in some parts of Northwich

[Ballers]

So much so that farmer connett adopted We Are Family for his team selection policy until....

[markecky]

Frankie came along....

[Ballers]

and made him feel sick...

[teasybeaver]

so he was about to hit him with a brick...but Frankie said relax don't do it.........

[AltyTunnelSteward]

Feel the power of love