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[AltyTunnelSteward]

and Bombay Mix

[ANDYT]

who then got stamped on by a huge

[jimmyhank]

vole, who had recently escaped from...

[Dougals Dad]

The Island of Dr Rushe!

[York Alty]

The Island of Dr.Rushe is one of the lesser known fairy stories by Enid Blyton. 

There's made up money, made up workers and made up happy endings. 

Chapter one starts with a very naughty Elf breaking into...

[bighairedmike]

The Vics safe disguised as a chef and...

[Alex]

found only an I.O.U note from...

[ANDYT]

the evil Dr Rushe.. the elf ran off into

[taxi Phil]

the night screaming dementedly. After he had walked some miles South he was alarmed to see a huge finger point at him from the sky (with a small s) and a voice boomed out "IT'S YOU !"

"What, have I won the Lottery ?" he asked in wonderment.

"No, Morell Maison. YOU have been chosen to finally sink Chester City Football Club. But first you must do a Dick Whittington. Turn again, and learn of Jim Rushe everything he knows about running a football club. It will take only seconds of your time, but the success of your mission at the Deva Stadium will be assured !"

He turned and headed back to the Land of the Green and White, and found the evil Rushe who was busily

[Darren]

Reading How to run a football club by Mike Connet, He had only got to page 10 when........

[ANDYT]

the book set on fire and a voice from above said " your doing an excellent job, you don't need this book."  Rushe got up off the chair and thought...

[Darren]

" I didn't no the tannoy worked we haven't paid the electric bill" After changing his soiled pants he...

[York Alty]

ate the contents.  Hmmmm "chef's getting better" he thought to himself...

[Dougals Dad]

At which point he heard the voice of Alan Partridge saying, "Its not a tannoy, its a public address system!"

[jimmyhank]

Having heard this, the evil Dr Rushe fled in panic to poundland to buy...