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 The Bored at Work Close Season Thread - will be posted in full before season !!!
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Jezza

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Re: The Bored at Work Close Season Thread
« Reply #45 on: July 03, 2007, 04:51:32 PM »

When an Alty fan came around the corner singing
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Re: The Bored at Work Close Season Thread
« Reply #46 on: July 03, 2007, 06:36:13 PM »
You don't bring me flowers any more
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Re: The Bored at Work Close Season Thread
« Reply #47 on: July 03, 2007, 08:46:02 PM »
Because flowers don,t grow in the swamp
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Re: The Bored at Work Close Season Thread
« Reply #48 on: July 03, 2007, 09:01:57 PM »
Which gave Connett the idea of playing Shreck at centre half
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« Reply #49 on: July 03, 2007, 09:06:39 PM »
But united would not send him out on loan to
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Re: The Bored at Work Close Season Thread
« Reply #50 on: July 03, 2007, 09:12:13 PM »
a club full of Donkeys
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« Reply #51 on: July 03, 2007, 09:19:58 PM »
Ee haw ee haw ways something about
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Re: The Bored at Work Close Season Thread
« Reply #52 on: July 03, 2007, 11:56:18 PM »
Suddenly, Connet's one armed, one eyed, one legged sister turned up( mining accident ), looking to see if anyone was after a good time........
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Steak & Kidney pudding, chips, mushy peas and a pint of gravy.

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« Reply #53 on: July 04, 2007, 12:04:06 AM »
management system, similar to that used at the mine....
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« Reply #54 on: July 04, 2007, 05:35:10 PM »
...but nobody wanted her becuase it was rumoured she had been seen in a compromising situation with a three-eyed macc fan, given away by his protruding macc tail bone! They decided the only course of action was to.....
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Re: The Bored at Work Close Season Thread
« Reply #55 on: July 04, 2007, 06:36:29 PM »
Buy some new spoons
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« Reply #56 on: July 04, 2007, 08:59:23 PM »
...and erect a giant discoloured builing which looked simaler to.....
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Re: The Bored at Work Close Season Thread
« Reply #57 on: July 04, 2007, 09:00:21 PM »
a big wendy house..
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« Reply #58 on: July 04, 2007, 09:10:41 PM »
But no one wanted to know Wendy as she had been with
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Re: The Bored at Work Close Season Thread
« Reply #59 on: July 04, 2007, 09:14:56 PM »
the miner in the green and white shirt, who had earlier been.....
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