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[Graham Bennetts Perm]

I see the Dorchester chairman's comments in the non league press about the lack of support from the Dorchester public to his costly full time team...you know the kind of thing: well we got 4000 once against Weymouth, so the supporters are there, but why should I carry on putting my hand in my pocket etc etc,

Isn't it about time these clubs had their own league so the rest of us can compete on a level playing field...?

Criteria for entry to the Deluded league would be:

-Minimum 12,000 capacity purpose built stadium with potential for upgrade to all seater
-5 year plan to achieve league status
-10 year plan to achieve Champions League qualification
-re-branding of the traditional Club name to something laughable
-full time playing staff
-inability to  complete VAT returns accurately
-ignore PAYE
-directors must pass the fit and properly deluded person test by being completely deluded
-directors must have no knowledge of non league football whatsoever