Jim Rushe is on a different planet

[Jezza]

Ecky and 1981 in recapturing their youth mid life crisis shock horror.

You need to get the Gazelle to organise the firm via the mobile phone network....probably need to dangle a scarf from your wrist as well....and get so pi££ed you can't remember who you are starting with.

[markecky]

The time for talking is over Jezza..you in or wot?

[Jezza]

I'm scared...and for that reason.....I'm out.

[Aberystwyth Alty]

If it doesnt get burnt you can have our 15 foot england flag that we are going to put across the entrance to the all welsh speaking halls tonight, before the rugby tomorrow. I have my ski mask ready.

[York Alty]

about 4 years ago I went through newport on the train.  I thoght i'd gone back to the early 1970s.  coal wagons everywhere, station staff merrily smoking away & I assume a power cut given the lackof lighting.

the folks from cardiff rip the poop out of the place!

[taxi Phil]

We'd better get ready to invade South Wales, since Newport are currently SEVENTEEN points clear at the top with a game in hand. They've only lost once in the League.

As to who comes up with them - only 4 points separate the next TEN clubs ! Braintree, however , have three games in hand at least on everyone above them and could jump seven places to 2nd. with a win. Personally, I'd consider the main suspects to otherwise be Dover or Thurrock (whose gates are particularly naff).