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« on: February 04, 2010, 05:57:57 PM »

For the past god knows how many years, we have been contributing to the Saturday Yankee.

Every other Wednesday night the door bell rings and muggins is instructed by 'she who must be obeyed' to answer the door and hand over the two quid - In all our years doing it we have never won a bloody sausage and it's always me that pays.

Imagine our surprise on Wednesday when I answer the door and are met with a 'Congratulations'...... !!  Grin

Yes !!! ........ I thought ............ 3,500 grand Huh  Grin Grin

"Three of your four numbers have come up" our collector explains "you've won 28.60p" !   Sad "But don't worry' the jackpot has still not been won and carries over to 4,000 plus next week !"

Oh well 28.60p is better than a kick in the teeth I'm thinking...  Smiley

He hands over the envelope with our winning cheque in.....  Smiley

and guess what ?................ Huh Huh Huh

THE CHEQUE IS MADE OUT IN THE WIFE'S NAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  Angry  Angry 
 
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 06:28:49 PM »

aha...the aroma of domestic blisss... Grin
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« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2010, 08:49:30 PM »

Lovely story. Made me smile knowingly. Keep on though, it may be around the corner (but at least now you know to sort out that bank account  Wink)
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