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« on: March 02, 2010, 05:06:23 PM »

Taken from the main web site reporting on last night's meeting

The relationship with Manchester United was discussed, as their Reserves play at Moss Lane. Thanks to United, the pitch will be "earthquaked"; the undersoil will be shattered to aid drainage.

What's all this earthquaking ?  Huh I think we need to know ?

It'll be Tsunamis on the Bollin and looting in George Street next ?

Do we need to stock up on bottled water and bog rolls beforehand ?
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2010, 05:20:56 PM »

Do we get Charlton Heston and George Kennedy on the groundstaff?
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2010, 06:21:31 PM »

I think (though this will probably be wrong) it may have something to do with shaking up the ground in order to break up the soil below. This should make it easier for the surface water to infiltrate the ground, leading to little or no standing water on the surface itself.
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2010, 06:36:33 PM »

I want to be there when it happens.
I haven't felt the earth move for years.
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2010, 07:45:31 PM »

I wonder what it will measure on the Richter Scale?

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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2010, 08:04:57 PM »

The last rumble I had at Moss Lane was down to a Wright's pie that may have been past its sell-by date (rather like me I suppose).
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Still better placed than our three Wembley opponents
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2010, 08:07:52 PM »

I think (though this will probably be wrong) it may have something to do with shaking up the ground in order to break up the soil below. This should make it easier for the surface water to infiltrate the ground, leading to little or no standing water on the surface itself.

Correct this is what we were told last night.
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2010, 09:30:33 PM »

Vibroflotation it is called.

Err, over to you JD!
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2010, 09:32:03 PM »

language please.
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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2010, 10:06:02 PM »

Vibroflotation it is called.

Err, over to you JD!

Is that the technical name for a guy in wellies with a long pronged fork or something you can buy from Ann Summers ?  Shocked ?....

Careful where you go with the next response  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2010, 09:55:31 AM »

Its from Anne Summers and you can use it in the bath as it doesn't sink!
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2010, 10:42:16 AM »

But won't you get an electric shock from the batteries ?
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2010, 10:47:07 AM »

Nah! You can get them to use under water now....



Apparently!
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